proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

dommifox:

Fruity paintings for today! rather hungry right now~

ohsodearly:

titayen:

why this cat is prettier than me

is this a pokemon?

most accurate traits of the signs

hephapimp:

Aries: expressive af

Taurus: lowkey af

Gemini: changeable af

Cancer: whiny af

Leo: self-centered af

Virgo: opinionated af

Libra: indecisive af

Scorpio: outspoken af

Sagittarius: careless af

Capricorn: detached af

Aquarius: inconsistent af

Pisces: selfless af

sade-maso:

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

OMFG